The Rebpublic of Chooza Country
The Queen is currently on a diplomatic mission outside Chooza Country since 19-May-2024 01:14:15
The Queen of The Chooza Country
Official Flag of The Chooza Country
Official Working Days in Chooza Country
The Queen of Chooza Country has decreed that the official working days shall comprise Sunday Monday Tuesday (Days must be pronounced quickly without any pause). It is noteworthy that Her Majesty attends to her royal duties solely on Mondays, while on Tuesdays, she is only present in her office for half the day. The remaining workforce of Chooza Country operates around the clock, which is 24/3
History of The Chooza Country
The history of The Chooza Country is a complex tale that dates back to a time before humans even existed. The land has been the subject of much research and speculation, as it is difficult for modern humans to fully comprehend its significance, importance, and richness. Despite decades of study, the exact age of The Chooza Country remains a mystery.
According to the Queen of The Chooza Country, the land was originally inhabited by Ducks who sought to exploit its natural resources. In a manner reminiscent of the colonization of the Indian Subcontinent by the British, the Ducks attempted to take control of the land that rightfully belonged to the Queen. Undeterred, the Queen and her royal family members valiantly fought against the Ducks in a battle that became known as Chooza World War ZERO. This conflict marked the birth of The Chooza Country, as the Queen and her supporters emerged victorious and the Ducks were forced to leave the land.
For those who struggle to understand the events of this distant past, a video has been created to provide a visual representation of what occurred billions of years ago. However, viewers are advised that the content may be disturbing and is not suitable for children under 18 or individuals with heart conditions.
To obtain the passport of the The Chooza Country, the Honorable Queen of the Chooza Country has approved two pathways.
Express passport requirements:
Candidates must accurately answer following questions to be eligible to apply for Express passport.
1. What happens when Kekda gives Chooza Jhule Mayiaan?
2. Who is icha-dhari Nagin?
3. Where can chat-pat bichu be purchased?
4. Candidate must demonstrate the ability to take Candid chooza photos.
Ordinary passport (Requirements):
1. Always feed the Queen
2. You must be 6+ feet tall
3. You must be able to handle all chooza modes
4. Understand and handle chooza's 3H mode
5. Predict chooza mode and respond accordingly
6. Do as chooza says (Always)
7. Always track chooza movement
8. Be prepared to welcome chooza when chooza arrives from a diplomatic mission.
Chooza modes
 When chooza hears something exciting |
 Chooza about to pluck a flower |
 Chooza in H mode or When chooza is angry |
 Chooza in need of attention |
 When chooza wakes up |
 Thinking about food while brushing chooza teeth |
 Chooza in masculine mode |
 Chooza with full tummy after eating 12 roties |
 When chooza is in love mode |
 Chooza when she needs to cuddle |
 Chooza philosophy mode, this is when all the great ideas come to chooza mind |
 Chooza in happy birthday mode - which is all 365 days |
 Chooza when she needs love |
 Chooza screaming |
 Chooza when she comes back from gym |
 Chooza in another H mode |
 Chooza when she wants to fly |
 Chooza when she needs to cuddle |
 Chooza when she hears something interesting |
 Flowers make Chooza senti |